I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.

You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?'

Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.

Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.

I think being an outsider in general always helps you in comedy. I think it helps to have an outsider's eye. And so I have an outsider's voice. You know, as soon as I start talking, I don't belong here. And I think that helps in a way.

Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.

There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers.