I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.

Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.

Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?'

I do not want to leave in [U.S.] ... I cannot make that clear enough to immigration authorities who may be listening to this interview. I don't want to leave, so please don't make me.

Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest.