When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.
John OliverAds are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, itโs actually more like raisins into a cookie - because nobody f-โ-โ-ing wants them there.
John OliverWhen you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.
John OliverFlorida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.
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