It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge.

If you’re asking me, would I have voted for Mitt Romney, the answer is absolutely not. Emphatically not. I cannot envision a world in which I would have voted for Mitt Romney unless I sustained a massive concussion.

We in Britain stopped evolving gastronomically with the advent of the pie. Everything beyond that seemed like a brave, frightening new world. We knew the French were up to something across the Channel, but we didn't want anything to do with it.

Do you know how hard it is to kill 30 million people? It's a logistical nightmare.

I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse.

I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.

I'm British, so obviously I repress any powerful emotions of any kind in relation to anything.