Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life.

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

Do you know how hard it is to kill 30 million people? It's a logistical nightmare.

I don't think I'm identified as the anchorman, I think I'm identified as the impostor anchorman - there's a very clear line there ... I don't think it changes the way they respond.

There's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that.

Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can't even commit to being uncommitted.

The poverty line is like the age of consent: if you find yourself parsing exactly where it is, you’ve probably already done something very, very wrong.