Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life.

Americans just don't understand dry wit.

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

Iran is the middle child of the Axis of Evil. Iraq is the oldest child and gets the lion's share of the attention, and North Korea is the crazy baby.

Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.

Australia turns out to be a sensational place, albeit one of the most comfortably racist places I've ever been in. They've really settled into their intolerance like an old resentful slipper.

You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?'