I'm always interested in audience interaction. Not so much aggressive audience interaction - I'm genuinely interested in how people see things.

You're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent.

Teenagers falling off skateboards - funny. Nut shots - funny. Breaking wind - funny. The world cannot change those. Those three things are columns upon which humor is built.

People are friendlier in New York than London.

I've made so many people angry that they kind of blur into one unpleasant memory of people staring at you with somewhere between passive aggression and active aggression.

I know I'd be an absolutely horrendous politician.

Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.