I'm always interested in audience interaction. Not so much aggressive audience interaction - I'm genuinely interested in how people see things.

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character.

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on The Daily Show ... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.

Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.

I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen.

If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come from all over the world to f*** up this city’s traffic.