I'm always interested in audience interaction. Not so much aggressive audience interaction - I'm genuinely interested in how people see things.

It really helps a comedian to be an outsider.

When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.

I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.

I think Americans still can't help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told what to do by a British accent. That's why so many infomercials have British people.

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.