It really helps a comedian to be an outsider.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.

I'm British, so obviously I repress any powerful emotions of any kind in relation to anything.

Teenagers falling off skateboards - funny. Nut shots - funny. Breaking wind - funny. The world cannot change those. Those three things are columns upon which humor is built.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.

There is no greater anesthetic than sport.