Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it’s actually more like raisins into a cookie - because nobody f-‍-‍-ing wants them there.

I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life.

We in Britain stopped evolving gastronomically with the advent of the pie. Everything beyond that seemed like a brave, frightening new world. We knew the French were up to something across the Channel, but we didn't want anything to do with it.

I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse.

I don't know if there is some psychological thing of wanting to know where your doctor got his degree from before he comes into the medical room.

Politics has become infused with narcissism in America.

If you want to do something evil, put it inside something boring.