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Iran is the middle child of the Axis of Evil. Iraq is the oldest child and gets the lion's share of the attention, and North Korea is the crazy baby.

I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.

Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.

I'm British, so obviously I repress any powerful emotions of any kind in relation to anything.

There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers.

You're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent.