Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it’s actually more like raisins into a cookie - because nobody f-‍-‍-ing wants them there.

I get nostalgic for British negativity. There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers. When you go back to Britain, everybody is just running everything down. It's like whatever the opposite of a hug is.

When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.

If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come from all over the world to f*** up this city’s traffic.

British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death.

When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.

Southern people are bigger-hearted and kinder than I had any right to expect.