If you vote for Democrats, you might as well give Al Quaeda a death ray and a manual.

Armando Iannucci is one of my heroes. As I was growing up, he was probably the most influential comic voice that I had.

We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound.

I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.

As a general rule, no one should ever be allowed to say there is no history of racial tension here, because that sentence has never been true anywhere on Earth.

I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.

There are some people who watch NASCAR for the highly skilled driving - but most people watch it for the crashes.