If you vote for Democrats, you might as well give Al Quaeda a death ray and a manual.

Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.

I've always been interested in socially political, or overtly political, comedy.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.

As a general rule, no one should ever be allowed to say there is no history of racial tension here, because that sentence has never been true anywhere on Earth.

Democracy is like a tambourine, not everyone can be trusted with it.

Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing.