Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.
John OliverSometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest.
John OliverI was definitely prepared for it to be slower, and it has not worked out that way in any shape or form. I'm grateful as a comedian, and slightly demoralized, occasionally, as a human being - those two things are always very different.
John Oliver