I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show', I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson.

Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest.

Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.

We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound.

I feel non-stop Brit shame!

I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.

News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.