Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.
If your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum you’ve strangled someone in a bar fight.
We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound.
Southern people are bigger-hearted and kinder than I had any right to expect.
Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.
Stand-up comedy seems like a terrifying thing. Objectively. Before anyone has done it, it seems like one of the most frightening things you could conceive, and there's just no shortcut - you just have to do it.