I'm British, so obviously I repress any powerful emotions of any kind in relation to anything.

Do you know how hard it is to kill 30 million people? It's a logistical nightmare.

I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.

When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.

Americans just don't understand dry wit.

Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'

When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.