People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character.

Southern people are bigger-hearted and kinder than I had any right to expect.

Iran is the middle child of the Axis of Evil. Iraq is the oldest child and gets the lion's share of the attention, and North Korea is the crazy baby.

When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.

When I heard that Hitler had problems with flatulence, it's funny. What - does that make him a funny man? No. It means he had funny moments when his rear end was speaking louder than his mouth.

Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life.

I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.