People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character.

Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a bee, you should follow it back to its nest and then proceed to beat nest to a pulp with a baseball bat until the stripey little turd has learned its lesson.

Democracy is like a tambourine, not everyone can be trusted with it.

If your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum you’ve strangled someone in a bar fight.

If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come from all over the world to f*** up this city’s traffic.

I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.