Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.
John OliverI don't know if there is some psychological thing of wanting to know where your doctor got his degree from before he comes into the medical room.
John OliverWhen you're doing stand-up, you want to stand onstage and, to the extent that you can, uncomplicatedly entertain.
John OliverThere's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that.
John Oliver