So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine?

The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.

At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?

You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.