Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
I saw a bee have a heart attack.
We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.
You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.