Treat the world like a head.
Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau
Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.