So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine?

Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.

I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

You never see an old man eating a Twix

At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?