Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.

I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.

Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.

They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it's roaming in a jungle... get it locked up.

We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.

A problem solved is a problem caused.

Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.