I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.

Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.

I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

Comedy's really subjective, you know.