I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, "I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be", then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, "I shouldn't be here!"

We're just a weed in the universe

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.

The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.

I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.