I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.

They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.

I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.

I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.

When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.