I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge. The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting.

Treat the world like a head.

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’

We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...

If you can't do it, don't do it.

We all just want to sit on our ass.