I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge. The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting.

I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.

What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.

It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep.

If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.