It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep.
I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.