Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.

Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.

With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

Knowledge is almost annoying.

That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.