You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.

When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.

I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.

I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, "I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be", then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, "I shouldn't be here!"

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.

We're just a weed in the universe