Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.

I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut.

Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.