If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.

Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.

The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.

If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake?

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.