If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.

You don't get anything done by planning

If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings

There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.

The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’

Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.

I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.