I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.

I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.

By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.