Comedy's really subjective, you know.
I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?
What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.