I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.

I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.

Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.