I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake?

We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...

I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?