Every problem solved is a problem made.

With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.

There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.

If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

A problem solved is a problem caused.