Every problem solved is a problem made.

Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.

The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog.

It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.

I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.