I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!

I have a no-apology policy.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a reality show, or a talk show, or a special, or a book. However I can make people laugh, that's what I want to do.