I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.