Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say anything bad about the group I'm in, cause every group is untouchable.' We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want.