Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.

I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.

I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.