I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.

I grew up in Chicago and was a huge fan of 'The Second City', so when I moved to L.A., I was looking for anything that resembled that... then I started 'The Groundlings', so I went to a show and it was very much like 'Second City'. I was so impressed that that same night I went backstage and I went up to the funniest person there.

I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.