I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.

Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.