I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say anything bad about the group I'm in, cause every group is untouchable.' We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want.

When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.