I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.

I love to work. I love doing standup.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.