I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to join their club either. But the point is, I am a fallen catholic, I'm not religious, and that's all well and good.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.