I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.