I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

I'm basically always on tour.

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I was a soccer cheerleader. It doesn't get nerdier than that. I was fired from the soccer cheerleading squad after one year, which I believe to this day is unprecedented. You have to understand, no one went to the soccer games. In fact, I believe part of my duties as a cheerleader was to bake brownies for the team.

Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.