I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.

I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

That's life when you're on the D-list.