I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.

I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

I was a soccer cheerleader. It doesn't get nerdier than that. I was fired from the soccer cheerleading squad after one year, which I believe to this day is unprecedented. You have to understand, no one went to the soccer games. In fact, I believe part of my duties as a cheerleader was to bake brownies for the team.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.