Kevin Nealon Quotes

I loved working on 'Happy Gilmore' because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia. Any Adam Sandler film is fun to work on because it is a reunion of the boys club of guys that have worked together in the past.

I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.

Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.

The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.

I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.

'The Outer Limits' was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The 'Twilight Zone.'

I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.

I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that.

I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.

A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.

There's so many vegetarian foods now that are available at the market . The same with drive-throughs. Now, a lot of them serve veggie burgers just like the restaurants are doing. So, it's really very easy.

A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'

Any time you do an Adam Sandler film, it's kind of like a boys' club, because you're hanging out and there are guitars around, and basketballs and footballs and electric bikes and scooters and different people dropping by.

Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses.

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.

I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.