Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.

There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.