Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.