It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.