There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!

Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.

You won't skid if you stay in a rut.

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.