If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.