There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.

Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.

In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.