I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son