We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.

The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.