Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.