I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.