Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.