There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.

In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.

Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.

Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.