Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.
Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.