A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.