There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.

Many a family tree needs trimming

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.

When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done

We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.