Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.