Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.