A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.