Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "