It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.