Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.
We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.
I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.