No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.

There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.

It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.

If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.