Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.