It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.