Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.