Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.

Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.

There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.