If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.