It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.