One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.