Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.

If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.

There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.

Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows

In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.