University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.