If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.