Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.
A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.