A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

Politics makes strange post-masters.

"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

All the world loves a good loser.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.