Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.