It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.
When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.
We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.