A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
Many a family tree needs trimming
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.