There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.