There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.