The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.

A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!