If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.