We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.