If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.