The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.