It's the good loser who finally loses out.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "