My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
A loafer always has the correct time.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.