No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.