My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.

Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education?

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.

If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979