My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.

I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.

I don't feel bad about losing.

My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.

I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas.

I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.

My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.