My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.

My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.

I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.

This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.

Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.