I'll sign anything except bad legislation.

Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.

I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.

If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.

One thing we are sure of is there's no one like Nelson Mandela out there. That's too bad for us.