I'll sign anything except bad legislation.

May the God of your choice bless you.

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.