All my adult life I've been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am.
Kinky FriedmanAnd I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
Kinky FriedmanI never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.
Kinky Friedman