I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.

And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.

I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.