I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.

Happiness is a moving target.

Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street

I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.