I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.

If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!

Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.

Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street

There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

I'll sign anything except bad legislation.