I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Happiness is a moving target.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.

Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.