I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.

We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.

If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.

I want to see a Jew in the White house.

If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.

This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.