They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.
I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.