Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Happiness is a moving target.

My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.

If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.

My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.

Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.

And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.